OMGWTFBIBLE (comedy)

Who doesn't love a recap? The true remix doesn't happen until Season 5, but Dimitrios Fragiskatos of Anyone Comics joins David Tuchman to read the wrapping up of season 4, which includes a long list of places, some real estate deals, and Tales of the Blood Avenger!

Check out Anyone Comics. Also, go there and buy things!

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Direct download: S04E10.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Woah! 50 episodes!

This time around, David Tuchman is joined by Simon Chetrit to read his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible. Some things the two discuss: Howard Beale, how to divide booty (both meanings of the word), and a whole bunch of negotiating.

Check Simon out on Instagram.

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Direct download: S04E09.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Sophie Brookover joins David Tuchman to read his brand-new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible as a comedy! Join them as they make there way through the ways the Israel crew prepares to enter the land promised to them. Hint: it involves rules.

Check out Sophie on Twitter at @sophiebiblio!

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Direct download: S04E08.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:03am EST

CURSES! Young adult author Zoraida Cordova joins David Tuchman to read his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible and they just into a whole lot of magical mischief. There is a talking donkey and IT IS WEIRD.

Buy Zoraida's book, "Bruja Born," about witches in Brooklyn, here.

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Direct download: S04E07.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

What is the secret origin of podcast host David Tuchman? How did he come to create OMGWTFBIBLE, his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible?

Find out (maybe) as David has his father, Louis, on the podcast to read Korach, David's bar mitzvah portion! It's gonna get (a little) emotional!

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Direct download: S04E05.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:00am EST

More OMGWTFBIBLE? Already? It's too much!

Ever wonder exactly why those silly Hebrew spent 40 years in the desert? Find out in Episode 4, read by person of note Brian Levinson!

Want more? Check out Brian on Twitter!

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Direct download: S04E04.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:00am EST

Ain't no party like a comedy Bible party because a comedy Bible party is WEEKLY!

In Episode 3 of the season, David Tuchman is once again joined by a guest as they read from his extra-funny new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible.

This week's guest, Ilana Strauss, reads about: God's anger! Meat! More meat!

Check out Ilana on Twitter and read the things she's written!

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Direct download: 44.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

We're getting into it REAL fast in Season 4 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible.

This time around, Guest Ariana Katz reads about: Some remaining jobs, Extremely bad relationship advice! What to do if you hate shaving and grapes!

Check out Ariana's podcast Kaddish while you wait for more OMGWTFBIBLE.

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Direct download: 43.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

And we're back! Season 4 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy is here and IT IS A DOOZY! This episode has been stuck in the vault for over a year but now it can be RELEASED!

Guest Sandy Fox reads about: Desert jobs! Who gets to carry which flag! How many people there are!

Check out Sandy's podcast VAYBERTAYTSH while you wait for more OMGWTFBIBLE.

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Direct download: 42.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Gobble down the rest of Season 3 with these readers: Nina Paley, Stephanie Butnick, Sarah Waxman, BJ Kramer.

Just TWO WEEKS TO SEASON 4!

 

Direct download: JTBB_Leviticus_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

It's here! Chow down with your ears on the first half of Leviticus. Featuring the voices of: Michael Twitty, Rachel Coleman, Kevin Bernstein, Mark Oppenheimer.

Also, SEASON 4! PREMIERES! IN! A! MONTH!

Direct download: JTBB_Leviticus_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

It's here! At long last, it's here! The final episode of Book 3 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy. LEVITICUS IS DONE, MAN! The guest this time around is BJ Kramer, a very cool guy who turns God's never-ending admonition of the Hebrews and surprisingly detailed rules about slaves into very compelling audio. Listen now!

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Direct download: 41.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Have you ever wondered what God thinks about the differently-abled? Or which testicular injuries he dislikes the most? Well, look no further, because Rachel Waxman is reading all about it in the month's installment of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible into English. Other highlights include: HOLIDAYS! NOT MUCH ELSE!

Be sure to check out MATRIARCH, Rachel's shoe brand, on Kickstarter. And hurry! Buy some shoes before it ends!

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Direct download: 40.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:39am EST

Rules! Rules! Rules! Rules! Who doesn't love rules? Especially ones that have led to millennia of persecution? Not me! And not David Tuchman and Stephanie Butnick either, who read soooooooo much in this jam-packed episode of David's delightful new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible, butt stuff included.

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Direct download: 39.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Now is the time when Mark Oppenheimer, host of Tablet Magazine's "Unorthodox" podcast and writer at a little-known publication called The New York Times, joins David Tuchman to read the part of David's translation of the Hebrew Bible where God talks about skin rashes for a while. Like, a really long while. It is silly how long God talks about rashes. Do you have a Biblical skin rash? Listen and find out!

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Direct download: 37-longer.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Did you know locusts are kosher? I know! Totally crazy, isn't it? This month, David Tuchman took a trip to Philadelphia to read about all the animals Jews can't eat (and some they can!) with Kevin Bernstein. It was fun, educational, and involved a lot of circumcision talk. Next show is live at QED Astoria on March 29! Cool!

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Direct download: 36.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Yeah, so, Leviticus doesn't get any better. The real fun here is listening to David Tuchman and special guest Rachel Coleman try (and succeed) finding things to make fun of in this gross, organ, blood, and oil-filled episode of his new translation of the Hebrew Bible.

 

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Direct download: 35.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Finish out Exodus with this massive very big episode! Listen to Catie Lazarus, Shulem Deen, Luzer Twersky, and Wendy Chin read chapters 76 through 115 of David Tuchman's brand-new, not-boring translation of the Hebrew Bible!

Direct download: JTBB_Exodus_3.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:49am EST

Get your Exodus fix right here! David Tuchman blows through chapters 32 to 75 of his translation of the Hebrew Bible, joined by guests Michael Schreiber, Kevin Sefton, Rabbi Leah Jordan, Rachel Rose Reid, Sha James, and Mark Leuchter.

Direct download: JTBB_Exodus_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:26pm EST

Are you overwhelmed by how many Exodus episodes there are? Well, this is the episode for you! It's just about 2 hours, and jam-packed with the first three parts of Exodus, with readings by guests Mordechai Levovitz, Y-Love, and Rishe Groner from David Tuchman's new translation of the Hebrew Bible. Listen now and get caught up fast!

Direct download: JTBB_Exodus_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:17am EST

Here it is! The end of Exodus! And it sure is full of linen, just like you expected! Other things it's full of: fashion thoughts, Wendy Chin, David Tuchman, funny Bible translations, Jewish thinking, UGLY UGLY CLOTHING, and DECORATING! Please enjoy! And get ready to wait MONTHS before the next one because we're done until it's time for Leviticus!

Direct download: 33.2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

This is it, folks. The beginning of the end. The first last episode of Exodus. And let me tell you, I think God's trolling us. Becuase this is literally the same stuff that happened before. But this time, the JOKES are new! Thank God for David Tuchman! And also for Wendy Chin, his intrepid reader in the very fashion-backwards episode 33.1!

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Direct download: 33.1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Not gonna lie: not much happens in this episode's reading. However, Luzer Twersky and David Tuchman have a bit of a breakdown trying to get through it. And you've probably never had as many disgusting thoughts about candelabras as these two do. Listen to episode 32.2 now, because it is a wonderful, wonderful mess!

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Direct download: 32.2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

We hit chapter 100 in Book 2 and things start to fall apart. As the narrative drags, David Tuchman and guest Luzer Twersky (star of the new film "Felix and Meira"! Check it out!) start to lose their grips on reality. Do you want to see how crazy the Bible can drive two men? Want to know how ex-Hasid Luzer Twersky ended up playing a Hasidic man in an independent movie garnering loads of critical attention? Listen now!

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Direct download: 32.1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

We've finally reached one of the most important parts of the Bible: the part where God shows Moses his butt and God's butt breaks Moses's face. For real. Sure, sure, there's other stuff about forgiveness and laws and two possible versions of the Ten Commandments, but who cares about that when Shulem Deen, author of "All Who God Not Return," is reading about the glory of God's butt?

That's right, no one.

Listen now. There's no other reasonable thing to do.

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Direct download: 31_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Have you ever read the Bible? OK, but have you ever read the Bible on weed? In episode 31.1, Shulem Deen stops by OMGWTFBIBLE to talk about All Who Go Do Not Return, his new memoir, and also to talk about a controversial translation of the Bible that seems to include cannabis as part of the priestly anointing oil. Who knew?

Also in this episode: the whole Golden Calf thing happens and theres very probably an orgy. Join the fun and listen now!

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Direct download: 31_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Are you ready to be grossed out? At this point, Episode 30.2 of OMGWTFBIBLE, the narrative of the Bible completely breaks down and it just turns into graphic depictions of bloody, bloody sacrifices. Why is this holy or important? I dont know, but it sure is fun to listen to. 

Check out Catie Lazarus, host of Employee of the Month, as she reads David Tuchmans bible translation now! You might learn something about animal sacrifices or at least about Alan Dershowitz.

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Direct download: Episode_30-2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Sure God created the world, drowned almost everyone in a massive flood, killed a bunch of Egyptians, and has sorts of laws he wants people to care about, but did you know he also designs clothing? Its true! And thats what guest Catie Lazarus spends the majority of Episode 30.1 of OMGWTFBIBLE reading!

The hilarious host of Employee of the Month, Catie joins OMGWTFBIBLE host David Tuchman to read about some divine fashion choices that have been out of style for a little while. What does she think of holy vests? Can she pull off a Godly breastplate? Find out now!

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Direct download: Episode_30-1_final.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

When we last left our heroes, David Tuchman and Mark Leuchter were in Raven Lounge in Philadelphia, reading about all the stuff God wanted in his desert tent. Thats right, they were halfway through Terumah, the seventh portion of Exodus, and growing weary of all of Gods very specific and confusing instructions.

Can they make it through? Can they finish episode 29.2, complete Gods directions, and find something remotely meaningful to talk about in all this? Find out on the next episode of OMGWTFBIBLE, available right here, right now!

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Direct download: Episode_29_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

OMGWTFBIBLE with David Tuchman has hit Philadelphia! On February 25th, David was joined by Temple professor Mark Leuchter at Raven Lounge in Philly to read Terumah, the seventh portion in Exodus next to a stripper pole. Among other things, they discussed Professor Leuchters love of guitars, his approach to the Bible, and why in the world God spent so much time on building directions.

Thats right, building directions. In episode 29.1, with all those pesky laws out of the way, God spends a great deal of time describing some stuff he wants made. Is it interesting? Are there any questions that can be asked about this? Why is it in the Bible in the first place? Listen and find out. Maybe.

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Direct download: Episode_29_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Have you ever wondered about the appropriate liquids in which to boil kid goats? Thirsty to know when the best time to go to the bathroom is? Do not fear! The Bible, as rewritten by David Tuchman in OMGWTFBIBLE, is here!

In episode 28.2, David is joined by Sha James to read the second half of Mishpatim, the sixth portion in Exodus. And, oh my is it a doozy. Episode 28.2 is pretty hard to put into words, especially because its really all over the place, so you may as well just start listening right now.

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Direct download: Episode_28.2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Rules, rules, rules! Everyones always saying that the Bible is full of rules we have to follow because God said so or something. If youve been listening to OMGWTFBIBLE, David Tuchmans brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible, you might be wondering where those rules are hidden with all the explosions and wacky sex stuff going on. 

Well, its time for rules, starting with part six of Exodus, Mishpatim, in episode 28.1 Sha James is the guest, and the two discuss just how much these rules can be applied to life. Does the Bible have anything to say about vaccines? Maybe! Listen and find out.

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Direct download: 28_1_20150225.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Here it is! The big one! In episode 27.3 of OMGWTFBIBLE, David Tuchman and Rachel Rose Reid read what everyone knows as The Ten Commandments. And itsinteresting. Sure, the commandments themselves are pretty impressive, but the laws that follow them—not so much. And are there even really 10 commandments? Listen to the third part of Yitro and find out!

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Direct download: 27_3.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

In episode 27.2, David is joined by Rabbi Leah Jordan to read the second third of Parshat “Yitro.” Sadly, not much happens this week plot-wise. God spends most of it repeating the same directions over and over, preparing the people to receive his all-important law. But that doesn’t mean David and Rabbi Jordan don’t have a lot of fun dissecting all the goofiness—and discussing Judaism, God, the Reform movement in the U.K. and the U.S., growing up in Kansas City, and much more. Listen to it all here! 

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Direct download: 27_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Well, pip-pip cheerio! Back in December, David Tuchman went to the Limmud UK conference at the University of Warwick in England to record OMGWTFBIBLE with a slew of wonderful guests and did his best to avoid doing his terrible British accents on tape.

 This time around, in episode 27.1, David is joined by Kevin Sefton, Limmud chair. Together, they read the first third of Parshat “Yitro,” what in the world Limmud is, why in the world Yitro pops in for this little story and never appears again, and whether his legacy was worth it. Listen to it all here!

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Direct download: 27_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

This is episode 26.3 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman and Michael Schreiber, the last OMGWTFBIBLE in the US for kind of a while. This time around, God responds to the Israelites whining by throwing food at them. As gods do.

Also, in this final piece of episode 26, David finally responds to all those religious guests who refuse to say God's name. And Michael lets David know what he really thinks about the show. Listen to it all here!

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Direct download: 26_3_roughir-2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Here it is! The big massive, water-filled set piece! One of the last action scenes in the Bible for a very long time! God murdering so many people! Its all in episode 26.2 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman and Michael Schreiber.

This is the big event Gods been prepping for centuries. It all goes down this week. But more importantly, Michael and David explore a problem with the casting of Christian Bale as Moses that hasnt come up elsewhere. Whats the problem? Who would they cast? Listen to it all here!    

Direct download: 26_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Have you ever set a plan in motion and slowly watched as the pieces move into place? Did that plan involve pretty much murdering a countrys entire army in cold blood? If so, youre just like Yehovah in episode 26.1 of OMGWTFBIBLE, preparing the Reed Sea for his planned drowning of the Egyptians.

This time around in David Tuchmans new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy, hes joined by Michael Schreiber as they read Beshalach, the fourth portion in the book of Exodus. The Reed Sea is about to divided into two sides and Michael has a lot to say about the forces that are dividing the Jewish community. Listen to it all here!   

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Direct download: 26_1_compleat.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

And they’re out! In Episode 25.4 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman, Rishe Groner, and a very irreverent translation of the Hebrew Bible, the Hebrews finally leave Egypt.

That’s right, the long slog through slavery is done! Now it’s time for a long slog through the desert. Listen to it all right here.

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Direct download: OMGWTFBIBLE_25_4_lastpass.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Finally! Episode 25.3 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman, Rishe Groner, and a very irreverent translation of the Hebrew Bible, is here!

 

Your intrepid readers get even further into “Come,” aka “Bo,” this week, reading about all the ultraviolence that went on during the very first Passover. And what is Rishe’s seder secret? Listen to it all and find out!

Also, the Septuagint and its mythos come up for some reason and chapter 30 ALMOST happens.

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Direct download: OMGWTFBIBLE_25_3.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

#GirdYourLoins! It’s time for Episode 25.2 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman, Rishe Groner, and a very irreverent translation of the Hebrew Bible.

This week, your dynamic duo reads the third portion of Exodus, which we call "Come,” and get into some of the more grisly details of the very first Passover. And they learn exactly what #GirdYourLoins even means. Listen to it all below!

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Direct download: OMGWTFBIBLE_25_2_secondpass.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

And here it is, part 4 of OMGWTFBIBLE, episode 24! This time around, Y-Love and David Tuchman finish up Parshat Va’era, the second portion in Exodus, and share their thoughts on the reading.

What does Y-Love think of Moshe’s journey? Can he sum up everything into a single word? Listen now!

Note: Y-Love sang at the live show. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to record his music well enough to share online, so it’s been editing out of the podcast. All the more reason to come to the live show. You never know what you’ll miss!

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Direct download: OMGWTF24_4_take3-2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

We know we just restarted Genesis in synagogue, but part 3 of episode 24 of OMGWTFBIBLE is out now! This week (a little late), Y-Love and David Tuchman get deep into Parshat Va’era, the second portion in Exodus, reading all sorts of wonderful, no-good, very bad plagues.

That’s right! This week, Moshe, everyone’s favorite desert wizard, unleashes all sorts of biological weirdness on the population of Egypt. And Egypt’s magicians do the same for some reason. Check it all out!

 

Note: Y-Love sang at the live show. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to record his music well enough to share online, so it’s been editing out of the podcast. All the more reason to come to the live show. You never know what you’ll miss!

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Direct download: OMGWTF24_3.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Things actually happen this time around, we promise! As a pre-Sukkot treat, part 2 of episode 24 of OMGWTFBIBLE is available early! This time around, Y-Love and David Tuchman finally get to the parts in Parshat Vaera, the second portion in Exodus, that matter: Moshes magic tricks. 

And with them come all sorts of questions. What exactly does Moshes staff turn into? Is Moshe a wizard? How many Harry Potter references can we fit into a single podcast? Don't not listen!

Note: Y-Love sang at the live show. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to record his music well enough to share it online, so it’s been edited out of the podcast. All the more reason to come to the live show if you live in New York. You never know what you’ll miss!

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Direct download: OMGWTF24_2_ldr.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Y-Love is an international rap star who seamlessly blends Judaism, Hebrew, English, and Aramaic into his music. So he was the perfect person to help OMGWTFBIBLE host David Tuchman come up with creative new ways to read Parshat Va’era, the second portion in Exodus.

In this first part of the reading, Y-Love dropped some serious knowledge about how Facebook’s been penalizing people not using their legal names on their profiles (which they kinda-sorta fixed today) and about the Hebrew word “Vayikach”. Check it out!

Note: Y-Love sang at the live show. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to record his music well enough to share it online, so it’s been edited out of the podcast. All the more reason to come to the live show if you live in New York. You never know what you’ll miss!

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Direct download: OMGWTF24_1_fixed.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

In the latest episode of OMGWTFBIBLE, host David Tuchman and guest Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth reach the end of Parshat Shmot and try to draw a lesson from it all. For David, this chapter is the start of the Bible describing something bigger than that one little family God anointed as his favorites. But what does Mordechai learn? Listen below to find out!

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Direct download: ep23_installment4_way_louder.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

OMGWTFBIBLE dives ever further into Exodus! This week, host David Tuchman reads even more Bible with Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth, and they cover a number of pressing questions, like: What exactly is Moses’s relationship with Yitro? What does God do when nobody’s around? And why is he so long-winded?

Find out in this week’s installment, in which Moses is called to SAVE. HIS. PEOPLE.

Also, discover how the Bible inspired Groot.

Direct download: ep23_installment3.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

OMGWTFBIBLE is back and diving into Exodus! This week, David Tuchman reads some Bible with Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth. Just how devious does Paraoh get this week? What centuries-old disagreement did sages have about the elasticity of his daughters arm? And why in the world hasnt this show been making stereotypical French jokes about Rashi for years. Find out this week!

Direct download: ep23_installment2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

David Tuchman kicks off his own personal translation of Exodus with Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth. After discussing the Bible and all sortsof Jew stuff, David and Mordechai get to reading all about Jacob and how his family got down to Egypt.

Direct download: Names_Chapter_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

In the final Genesis megasode of this Bible comedy podcast, David Tuchman is joined by Leah Vincent, Josh Yuter, Michael Malice, and many many more guests as they read a whole slew of chapters, detailing Joseph's journey to Egypt and reuinification with Jacob and all the other Jews. Oh, and some jokes. If you haven't listened to Just the Bible Bits 1-3, you should probably do that now so you can catch up on the first 18 episodes of Genesis. If you have, listen already! What are you waiting for, an engraved invitation? Sheesh!

Direct download: Just_The_Bible_Bits_1-Part_4.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Genesis is over! With a whole slew of guests, David Tuchman brings the first book of his comedy Bible podcast to a close. And recites a weird Jewish song at the end.

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Twentytwo.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:00am EST

Michael Malice joins David Tuchman to read David's funny Bible. This month, they talk about being Jewish and Joseph shows his family who he really is and sorta kinda isn't so nice to the Egyptian people.

 

In which Yoseph finally comes clean

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Twenty-One.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:30am EST

This month, David Tuchman is joined by author Leah Vincent as they slowly read the climax of Yoseph's fraternal deception.

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Twenty.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

OMGWTFBIBLE goes back to shul! David Tuchman is joined by Rabbi Josh Yuter as they watch Yoseph go from jailer to sailor! Prison to risen? Behind bars to in charge!

In which Yoseph talks to a lot of guys about their dreams

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Nineteen_v2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Ari Mandel joins me as we read a soap opera-y interlude and about Yoseph's sexual misadventures in Egypt.

In which there are plenty of bodily fluids

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Eighteen.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Fleshbot.com owner Lux Alptraum joins me back at the Magnet to read about the not-quite-rape of Dinah.

In which an entire town is massacred and there are a WHOLE bunch of names.

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Sixteen.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Chris Hastings, writer of "Dr. McNinja" and "Longshot Saves the Marvel Universe," stops by the show to read about a very strange wrestling match.

In which Yaakov wrestles a stranger and reunites with his brother.

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Fifteen.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Philip Wells, son of Steve and operations manager of Skeptic's Annotated Bible Books, stop by to talk about growing up atheist and Yaakov's sneakiness.

In which Yaakov sneaks away and gets a severe talking-to

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Fourteen.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Year 2 begins at the Magnet Theater with improv comedian Adam Bozarth reading about all of Yaakov's babies.

This month, Yaakov has a bunch of kids and messes around in the sex lives of goats.

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Thirteen.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:36am EST

Catch up on all the Bible craziness with these jam-packed, king-sized episodes! Part 2 of Just the Bible Bits 1 features chapters 7-22.

Direct download: Just_the_Bible_Bits_1-Part_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Catch up on all the Bible craziness with these jam-packed, king-sized episodes! Part 1 of Just the Bible Bits 1 features chapters 1-6.

Direct download: Just_The_Bible_Bits_1-Part_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

OMG! It's been a whole year of Bible reading! Writer Elissa Goldstein joins David for the 12th episode of bizarre Bible interpretation.

In which Yaakov dreams a little dream and lays a little pipe

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Twelve.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Ari Schwab joins David as they read a couple chapters at the Magnet Theater

In which Rivka helps Yaakov swindle his blind father

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Eleven.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:30am EST

10: In the Beginning - Chapters Thirteen through Seventeen

Ariel Abrahams joins David at Double Wide Bar and Southern Kitchen as they read chapters 13-17.

In which Avraham has some more kids nobody cares about, a stew gets going, and a plotline is recycled for the third time

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Ten_v2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am EST

David Tuchman and Jed Oelbaum discuss growing up Orthodox and read through Avraham's adventures in negotiating and an anonymous slave's adventures in finding ladies

Direct download: Beginning_Episode_Nine.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

I'm joined by Lonnie Mann on April 15, 2013 to read a chapter full of sex and violence

In which all sorts of sexy things (and one very unsexy one) happen

Direct download: Beginning_Chapter_Seven.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:00am EST

David Tuchman is joined by Steven DeSiena and they read the craziest chapter yet of this project: Chapter 6.

In which Avram has a pretty trippy experience, gets a little something on the side, and is asked by God to something realllly wacky

Direct download: Beginning_Chapter_Six.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am EST

It's Bible time! David Tuchman and Esther Werdiger read chapter five of this new bible translation!

In this chapter, Avram travels a bunch and gets involved in the military! WHAT?

Direct download: Beginning_Chapter_Five.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Don't worry, the show isn't suddenly super-short. This is a bonus episode! Julia Gazdag of Jewniverse joins me to read a very angry e-mail I recently received.

Direct download: OMGWTFBONUS_One.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:00am EST

Yair Oelbaum and David Tuchman join forces for Chapter 4 of this brand-new bible.

In which God talks about rainbows and gets mad at some people for building a tower

Direct download: Beginning_Chapter_Four_v2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am EST

OMG! WTF? The world hasn't ended?! Hear all about the first apocalypse in Chapter 3 with special guest Jessica Polaniecki! (Recorded live

In which God goes kinda crazy

Direct download: Beginning_Chapter_Three.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

OMGWTFBIBLE hits its stride and figures out its running time in Chapter Two:

In which the whole Paradise Lost thing goes down and Cain and Abel take sibling rivalry a little bit too far

Direct download: Beginning_Chapter_Two.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:00pm EST

OMGWTFBIBLE bursts out of the gates (of heaven) with chapter one:

In which God creates the entire universe (but mostly us)

Direct download: Beginning_Chapter_One_v2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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